Find Me In the Streets!

Find me in the streets to hand me cash over $500. I do not want to do time for stealing from Duane Reade since there is still a warrant out for my arrest for needing a sweatshirt. Again, I am not my sister's school friends and am not a seasoned shoplifter or safe in this position and continue to be remotely stalked out of my reality. Thank you and goodbye.

I'll check the GFM later from a computer that allows it.