I spotted Sigali Hamberger near the Dylan's Candy Store yesterday only to have her corner me towards the store about 5 to 6 times with her singer's body every time I mentioned that I was "okay" or doing something besides being homeless. Lady, this happened before. Just because it wasn't you who did it doesn't mean I don't know what you are doing. It's like someone pooping on you. If the first person does it, it's gross. But, you still know that the second person is doing it. I am speaking figuratively. Nobody has ever pooped on me, but Carol Ostrow tried to in the rain one night. I am not a fetishist. I am joking. But, seriously folks, cut it out. Please stop. And, take my number: 212-555-1212. No, stop! Repeat my number: 212-555-1212. And, let's have a hug.
Cunty Person Who Only Wears Red